Does pasta make you fart?
And what’s up with detox tea,
What’s in it that is detoxifying,
And what does that mean anyway,
Are pasta farts detoxifying
Or just an expression
Of adolescent behavior?

Keep thinking young.


Mornings start with a breaking of wind
Releasing gas right on queue
The subtle push will politely send
Noxious air all the way to you

Releasing gas right on queue
With covers to keep the smell pinned
Maybe the noxious air will get all the way to you
At which I will be told that I have sinned.

The covers will keep the smell pinned
With my morality all ballyhoo,
Could it be true that I sinned?,
I’ll let the second one go in the loo.