Old Bert Bell never knew how important he’d be
The NFL is but a pittance of what he was.
Today he became everything to me
Because the day was super slow,
The virus spreading boredom online,
So we decided to see if we were in the know
With a trivial test from the digital brine.
A list of winners was our resource,
Players receiving Bell’s award,
I asked O the questions, of course
We lost track of how many he scored.
For just awhile, logins did not matter,
We lived a few minutes of intellectual fun
Tomorrow will probably bring drivel and patter
Neither ending until this viral thing is done.