I’m about ready to read a book,
Some of my friends think that’s crazy.
Naw, I’ve already seen the movie,
So it won’t be that bad.
Although, there is a bit of a language problem,
There is so wicked slang,
Euro-slang, not even American slang,
No-cap, you, I’m shooting straight on this.
It’s time, Oley, Binky Barnes was correct,
I’ve been told the book is good as the movie was.
It’s time, Hub, I first saw the movie at Linda and Stu’s,
Maybe when my legs could decide
Well, they know now, the right is crossed over the left,
I’m closing the laptop and getting at it.
Fourteen days, that’s what I’ve got,
That’s what we’ve all got.