The Dawson Family
Your PAELLA plan says:
- You must watch the webinar “The Fungus Among Us”
- Write an essay about the risks associated with unsanitary protesting conditions.
The point is,
That like your precious mushrooms,
Your role in this protest
Was unsanitary from the beginning
Leaving your house unable to grow properly.
Once you have written the essay,
Sit in a hot sauna
And attempt to cook the impurities
From your narrow-minded souls.