Riley Parsons (Reporter)
I can’t wait,
This is a local scoop like no other.
Maybe after this story,
I’ll get to be on a Philly station,
Maybe a commentator on cable news,
All the way to big-time reporting,
Washington, Trump, or something important.
I can’t let these guys get over on me,
Create the controversy,
Bait them into saying something,
Asking them the tough questions
That leaves me nothing
But the sensationalistic rag material
I’ll use to leave this local gig.