Bangers Part 2
Sam Brown (Sales)
Buy this, the Eight Bars group is crazy,
They think coaches are the problem. Mirrors?
Ruby Brown (Sam’s Wife)
I see them sitting in my shop plotting,
I want nothing to do with them.
Horace Taylor (Florist)
Dances, Weddings, Funerals, Proms,
I can’t get involved.
Inez Taylor (Horace’s Wife)
I have a house on the market,
Potential buyers asked, “What’s going on with the high school?”
Jeffrey Holmes (Anesthesiologist)
Music does well because the conductors know best,
Parents stay out of the bands.
Olivia Holmes (Jeffrey’s Wife)
Look, music is important, sports too,
Why are we so focused on either?
Alfie Pearce (Mushroom Grower)
The state just passed medicinal marijuana,
I want to be a player in that game.
Amelia Pearce (Alfie’s Wife)
It hurts what they are saying,
These coaches love our children.