Jeffrey Holmes (Olivia’s Husband, Anesthesiologist)
My hours are weird,
I’m on call all the time,
So this fight about coaches being awful
Isn’t something I care too much about.
Truth is, I wonder about people
Who suck in the air the sports is all that,
I think they are too serious, no perspective,
Come to my job and see about important issues.
Their complaining about life,
Comes without the exacting ramifications of death.
Maybe, instead, they should take a nap,
Meditate a little. Chill out.