Robert Woods (A Local Dude)
Earlier I spoke of men following women
Down the rabbit hole of frustration
With the coaching in Taylorville.
The funny thing was those athletic supporters
Wanted to drop everything that is sports
In favor of bolstering the music program.
Now another group of women
Is speaking passionately about the importance of the teams
As a part of the whole school community.
The funny thing is their docile husbands
Are taking up the Asiatic conflict of their wives
In stark contrast to their gym avoiding proclivities.