Inez Taylor (Realtor)
Location, location, location,
Cliche, I know,
But the truth is
These wackos have picked the wrong place
To fight about getting rid of sports.
Band parents go through the same emotions
As the overly enamored with themselves sports sect,
And they’re supposed to be so tough,
Yet they whine and drive their fancy SUVs
With the numbers stuck on the rear windows.
I hope none of them ask me to sell their homes,
Although, it would be nice
To see them go.