I Wonder

How great would life be
Without advertising?
No stupid commercials,
No dumb slogans,
Just the strength of a product’s rep
Sans the Jedi mind tricks.
Man, how I wish,
As I watch two meatheads in bad sweaters
Make me make a mental note
To not switch cell phone carriers,
BOGO, that, yo…
And here’s one of a guy chewing gum,
During a bank robbery no less,
And hitting on a girl
Who seems so impressed by his…
Choice of gum?
Finally, Dos Equis, the comedian is not funny,
The ads are no longer the most interesting.

Just sayin’…

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