“Anytime you bring sexuality into the comics pages, you have to brace for the pushback.” Garry Trudeau

It’s been said
That with new friends
Come oils, creams, and robes.
Just like the sit-com,
I know that life isn’t for me.

Some might slide and slither
From on romper room to the next, but
The toll on a simple life
With vows to a wife
Are more important than the reckless rendezvous.