With fingers like cigar butts
Smart phone settings can be a problem.
Better to see a text
Than have everyone in the room listening.
That would be accidental collection
In American political fiasco parlance,
If you know what I’m saying.
So my friend, the goat herder,
Before I take leave of this day,
Hit the right friggen button
So we can text freely next time,
Lest I blame you
For bugging our communications
As I head to the first tee…