Phillip Sullivan was probably never happier to be married
Then when he was about to sign on for Vietnam
Having been conscripted for service and all.

But Kennedy had signed into law
An exception for service for married men,
So Mr. Sullivan got a stay of duty.

When he got home, I bet he made love to his wife
Then went over and kissed his mother-in-law
With an appreciation for being a part of her family.