An Old Couple Getting Coffee

Husband: The tables are so close together.

Wife: They are just the same as yesterday.

Husband: I’m not sure, but I’ll take your word for it.
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Husband: This coffee is hot.

Wife: Same as yesterday.
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Husband: Do you have my sunglasses?

Wife: No. I think you left them at the barber shop.

Husband: Oh, no, I don’t want to drive over there again.

Wife: Why don’t you call them and see if the glasses were turned in?

Husband: I don’t have my phone.

Wife: Here, use mine. It’s ringing.
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Husband: Hello, can you hear me? Hello, Hello, Hello…

Wife: Let me have that. Hello, my husband got his hair cut there yesterday. I’m wondering if he left his sunglasses there.
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Husband: Well?

Wife: They are checking. Yes, oh, okay, thank you for checking.

Husband: Well?

Wife: No.
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Husband: These tables are so close together.

Wife: Same as yesterday. Let’s go find your sunglasses.

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