Classified…
WANTED: Woman to do ironing.
$1.00 per hour. Call Huntley 5621
or Crystal Lake 998.
Young Man…
WANTED: Mom to keep doing
laundry. Nothing extra for her.
After all, “its a woman’s job.”
Uh-oh…
WANTED: Protection for
first born. Unaware of the cost
for making such a statement.
Too late…
WANTED: Watch with
app to stop time. Will pay…
So I have time to flee.
Really though, who irons anymore?…
Classifieds from 1960
Echoing through youth in 2016,
Be mindful young men, things have changed.
I saw the classified ad in an old newspaper. That was one lazy dude.
Funny read.
Seems incredible ironing was such a big deal. Apart from a smart shirt getting the once over nothing else needs it.