WANTED: Woman to do ironing.
$1.00 per hour. Call Huntley 5621
or Crystal Lake 998.
WANTED: Mom to keep doing
laundry. Nothing extra for her.
After all, “its a woman’s job.”
WANTED: Protection for
first born. Unaware of the cost
for making such a statement.
WANTED: Watch with
app to stop time. Will pay…
So I have time to flee.
Really though, who irons anymore?…
Classifieds from 1960
Echoing through youth in 2016,
Be mindful young men, things have changed.