
Hathaway’s had a manner
Of making simplicity
Out of the complex world of fashion.
Four guys, four collars…
Philadelphia: Straight and narrow,
Collars without pins or tabs.
Hathaway’s Spread: For the seriously quiet dude,
Collars cut to free the Adam’s apple.
Button Down: College man cool,
Collars without any puffiness that might suggest arrogance.
Anglophile: Upstanding English charm,
Collars never aggressive enough to cause a double chin.
Four guys, four collars…
Hathaway’s had a manner
Of making simplicity
Out of the complex world of fashion.
They didn’t make mention
Of what color dress socks
Should be worn, though.