Hathaway’s had a manner
Of making simplicity
Out of the complex world of fashion.

 

Four guys, four collars…

Philadelphia: Straight and narrow,
Collars without pins or tabs.

Hathaway’s Spread: For the seriously quiet dude,
Collars cut to free the Adam’s apple.

Button Down: College man cool,
Collars without any puffiness that might suggest arrogance.

Anglophile: Upstanding English charm,
Collars never aggressive enough to cause a double chin.

Four guys, four collars…

Hathaway’s had a manner
Of making simplicity
Out of the complex world of fashion.

They didn’t make mention
Of what color dress socks
Should be worn, though.