Putt-Putt, I mean miniature golf,
Can be so frustrating.
In the end, though,
There’s always a chance for a free game.
Keeping that in mind
Makes a round seem worthwhile,
Even when the hills are too steep
And General Patton hasn’t blown off the course yet.
Still, there is little better
Than hanging with the boys
Even though I carried the yips around
One of Sports Illustrated’s best.