Talking Trash

I’m all for a good ribbing, but

Some blows are just too low to

Take without a come back

Okay, Tampa Jim, you’ve had your say,

About it being cold…70-degrees…and needing pants

Instead of shorts

Well you take your balmy whether,

Golf on demand,

And little lizards running everywhere

Because we’ve got layers of clothes to peel away

Since it’s too hot…23-degrees…and we don’t need a heavy coat right now,

Just a long sleeve T and sweatshirt

We also have crusty snow with yellow stains,

Cars covered in salt, and

The promise of more fluffy stuff tonight

So take that!

Wait, you’ve been wearing shorts?

Oh, I should probably stop now.

Stay warm…

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