I’m all for a good ribbing, but
Some blows are just too low to
Take without a come back
Okay, Tampa Jim, you’ve had your say,
About it being cold…70-degrees…and needing pants
Instead of shorts
Well you take your balmy whether,
Golf on demand,
And little lizards running everywhere
Because we’ve got layers of clothes to peel away
Since it’s too hot…23-degrees…and we don’t need a heavy coat right now,
Just a long sleeve T and sweatshirt
We also have crusty snow with yellow stains,
Cars covered in salt, and
The promise of more fluffy stuff tonight
So take that!
Wait, you’ve been wearing shorts?
Oh, I should probably stop now.