There we sat
A group of five
Two tag teams and
The ring girl
All teachers
Four smart enough for PE
One crazy enough to teach math

The conversation ranged far and ridiculously
Before all seriousness entered
With thoughts of turnbuckles
Paul Orndorph was the first
The Nature Boy got his “Whooooo!”
The four of us
Somehow the math teacher was one
Hooted out the names
Mimicked the moves
And laughed with gusto
At the wrasssslllers of the past

The ring girl, how’d she become a gym teacher
Left in her ignorance
While us four guys
Kicked out of one fall after another
Only to be pinned by a move
We were unable to beat
The bell
Sounding the end of lunch